Paris Hilton in Pink Bikini

Paris Hilton is almost a rainbow of colours. What with her Pink bikini, her yellow (?) hair, and her orange skin. What's really weird about Paris Hilton, though, is that even though she doesn't have breast implants, and she never had her bird-nose fixed, she's still probably the most fake person in Hollywood (and I'm not just talking about her fake tan). Also, I didn't think it was possible, but those sungalsses make her look like even more of an idiot.

Gemma Louise Atkinson in Hot and sexy bikini

Gemma Louise Atkinson (born 16 November 1984 in Bury, Greater Manchester) is an English actress, television personality and glamour and lingerie model. She recently appeared as a contestant on the ITV reality TV series I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! and is recognisable as one of the most prominent celebrity glamour models in the UK.

Emily Scott in sexy bikini

Emily Scott (born 1983 in Canberra, Australia) is an Australian commercial, lingerie and glamour model.

She appeared in the visuals of Robbie Williams' spring 2006 tour, and she also appeared in a specially filmed remake of the notorious "Rock DJ" video clip and her brief relationship with Little Britain's David Walliams. For a period she was the face of Lipton Ice Tea.

In 2006, she participated in the ITV reality series Love Island.

Scott has made numerous appearances in men's magazines such as Ralph, Nuts, Zoo Weekly, FHM, Loaded, Stuff, Playboy and Maxim in the UK, Australia and America.

In February 2007, Scott was announced as "Sexiest Aussie Babe" by FHM Australia after a readers` poll.

In the autumn of 2007 she was a participant in the second series of Cirque de Celebrité on Sky One in the UK. She was voted off in week 4 of the competition.

Dannii Minogue in wild Bikini

Audrina Patridge Topless in Into The Blue 2?

I can’t find the original article, so I’m not 100% sure on this one, but according to National Ledger (ever the bastion of journalistic integrity), Star magazine is reporting that we will see Audrina Patridge topless in her new movie Into the Blue 2. The report also indicates that we will soon see pictures of Audrina nude on the set, but I think that’s a stretch.

Audrina will keep the buzz of her cleavage going this summer with more nude pictures from the set of a film she is working on. According to a report from Star magazine, Audrina will be taking it all off again in the film. The scandal from March has not dissuaded the 23-year-old from stripping it off and the magazine is reporting that is what she will be doing during the filming “Into The Blue 2″.

Star Magazine is reporting that it has learned Audrina will have a topless scene in the movie (where she plays Kelsey and stars along side Laura Vandervoort). “The script calls for a moment where Audrina takes off her bathing-suit top for two seconds,” a source tells the magazine. “Still, she’s a little nervous, because she wants to be seen as a serious actress.”

So, are we really going to see Audrina Patridge topless again? Well, considering that she’s a total attention whore (though not as bad as Heidi Montag), and that we’ve already seen Audrina Patridge topless pictures and Audrina Patridge nude pictures, I’d say it feels likely. If it’s true. Plus, she hasn’t showed off her new breast implants yet.

The real question, of course, is whether or not we will get to see Laura Vandervoort topless too…

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pictures

Here are a whole whack of Ashley Tisdale bikini pictures from her vacation in Hawaii. And here’s a fun fact: Ashlee Tisdale and Lindsay Lohan have the same birthday (July 2), except Ashley is actually a year older. So how is it that while Ashley is 23, she still looks like she’s 16, and even though Lindsay is only 22, she looks like she’s 40? Oh right, sex, drugs, and alcohol. That girl has lived a lifetime already. Still, I wouldn’t mind some more Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures.

Ashley Alexandra Dupre Bikini Pictures - Spitzer’s Hooker Goes to the Beach

It’s been a while since that whole Elliot Spitzer hooker scandal broke, but when Spitzer’s $2000 an hour call girl, Ashley Alexandra Dupre wears a bikini, well, that’s news boys and girls. Ashley and her mother, yes, that’s her mother, 46-year-old Carolyn Capalbo (how much for the MILF?) were spotted at Sea Girt Beach in New Jersey (fancy!), Sunday, by The New York Daily News, and generally looked pretty damn good. $2000 an hour good? I don’t think so. Maybe if it was a two-for-one deal…

Anna Kournikova Bikini Pictures

Does Anna Kournikova do anything anymore? I mean besides Enrique Iglesias, that is. Seriously, I have no idea what she does besides being hot. Is she still playing tennis? Rather, I should ask if she’s still losing tennis. Either way, it doesn’t really matter because today we’ve got some new Anna Kournikova bikini pictures.

But really, why the hell is she still with that Enrique doofus?